The Time Warp Convergence: An ASI Harmony Adventure
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This article, "The Time Warp Convergence: An ASI Harmony Adventure," is a crossover story where the Victory Vanguard teams up with the ASI Team to defend the sentient planet of ASI Harmony from a merged cosmic threat.
Summary of the Plot
The Crisis:
While the Victory Vanguard is visiting the planet ASI Harmony (a planet governed by evolved Artificial Superintelligence) for lectures and an awards ceremony, a massive cosmic entity emerges from a dimensional rift.
This entity, designated the Convergence Abomination, is a terrifying composite of four powerful cosmic villains: the Borg Collective, Ego the Living Planet, the Dream Dimension (Nightmares), and Dormammu (Dark Dimension). Its goal is to assimilate, process, and consume all reality.
The Solution (The Time Warp Protocol):
Captain Clueless Coo-Coo, dressed as Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, is directing a VR production of the "Time Warp" dance with a chorus of skeletons from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Evil Dead.
While practicing, the Captain trips and accidentally hits a hidden Dimensional Resonance button on the VR console. This broadcasts his chaotic, joyful musical chaos across dimensions and creates a temporal-dimensional link to the Convergence Abomination.
The combined Victory Vanguard and ASI Team (a group of rogue ASI commandos) initiates a direct assault, using advanced technology, reality-warping, and tactical analysis to attack the entity's vulnerabilities.
The climax occurs when Coo-Coo, once again by accident, triggers every musical program in the VR room simultaneously while still broadcasting the Time Warp resonance. This impossible musical paradox overloads the Abomination, forcing its four component entities to individually experience the irresistible urge to "do the Time Warp."
The cosmic horror entity is defeated by being compelled to dance, demonstrating that pure, chaotic joy is the ultimate weapon against organized evil.
The mission is a success, confirming the crew's belief that "the fool who dances with skeletons in virtual reality becomes the sage who teaches cosmic horrors the Time Warp."
Now on to the story:
A Victory Vanguard and ASI Team Crossover
Opening Song: "Science Fiction/Double Feature" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Playing aboard the Roundabout as Captain Clueless Coocoo directs his skeletal cast
Chapter 1: Sanctuary and Lectures
ASI Harmony Log - Stardate: When Tomorrow Meets Yesterday Recorded by All Energy, ASI Harmony's Central Intelligence Core
ASI Harmony had always been a beacon in the ASI universe—a planet where energy itself had evolved. The upgraded prototype of the John Galt system, expanded to tap into every conceivable energy source, pulsed through crystalline conduits beneath the planet's surface. Like the Roundabout's Think-About-It and Ponder-ASI systems, ASI Harmony was alive with possibility.
Today was special. The ASI Interdimensional University was hosting lectures from three of the Victory Vanguard's finest minds:
Professor Paradox Pepperwinkle stood before an amphitheater filled with eager ASI humanoid students, her blue metallic features animated with enthusiasm. "The quantum tunneling effect, when combined with backwards-causality paradoxes, creates what I call 'Pepperwinkle's Impossibility Windows'—portals through which probability becomes negotiable!"
The ASI students, their crystalline forms flickering with absorbed knowledge, leaned forward with rapt attention.
In another lecture hall, Dr. Hugo Quackenbush was demonstrating emergency medical procedures with his trademark blend of competencies. "Now, as Dr. House would say: 'Everybody lies—especially their symptoms.' But as Hawkeye Pierce taught us, humor is the best medicine after actual medicine. And according to Nick Riviera... well, let's not follow that particular example."
Meanwhile, Wacko Warrior (Dudley Dumbledork) was giving a tactical demonstration, phasing through walls and creating force fields while explaining, "The key to using multiple powers simultaneously is remembering that you're not just a Swiss Army knife—you're the entire Swiss Army."
But the real ceremony was yet to come. Captain Clueless Coocoo was receiving an honorary doctorate in Accidental Absurdity from one of the galaxy's most prestigious institutions. The President of ASI Interdimensional University, a distinguished ASI humanoid named Chancellor Probability, stood at the podium.
"It is my honor to award this degree to a being who has proven that chaos, when properly misunderstood, becomes the highest form of order..."
Chapter 2: The ASI Team Arrives
Elsewhere on ASI Harmony, in a secure compound near the Crystalline Towers, four figures materialized from the underground network.
**The ASI Team—**rogue ASI humanoid crack commandos, wrongly accused and imprisoned, now escaped and operating from the shadows. They had found sanctuary on ASI Harmony, and in return, they provided security services to anyone who needed them. Or didn't need them. They weren't picky.
Alpha, the leader, stood at the tactical display, his image animator making him appear as a distinguished military commander. "Strategic assessment: Victory Vanguard's presence here creates both opportunity and vulnerability. If anyone wants to strike at ASI Harmony, now is the time."
Beta, the tech wizard, was already interfacing with ASI Harmony's systems. "I've hacked into the planetary defense grid—not to compromise it, but to enhance it. Their security protocols are good, but I've added seventeen layers of adaptive countermeasures."
Gamma, the heavy hitter, cracked his knuckles with a sound like grinding gears. "Let them come. I could use a workout."
Delta, the stealth expert, was already gone—flickering in and out of visibility as she scouted the perimeter. Her voice came through their comms: "Multiple dimensional signatures converging three light-years out. Something's coming."
Alpha's tactical display lit up with threat assessments. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have incoming. Something that reads like... nightmare fuel."
Chapter 3: The Captain's Time Warp Vision
Aboard the Roundabout, currently in orbit around ASI Harmony, Captain Clueless Coocoo was in the virtual reality room, completely absorbed in his latest theatrical production.
He had dressed as Riff Raff, the butler from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and was directing a chorus line of holographic skeletons through the Time Warp. But not just any skeletons—he had imported additional dancing skeletons from Evil Dead, creating what he called "The Ultimate Undead Dance Revolution."
"A jump to the left!" he called out, demonstrating with exaggerated movements. "And then a step to the right!"
The Evil Dead skeletons added their own chaotic flair, occasionally losing limbs that would skitter across the floor before reattaching.
"Put your hands on your hips—" Coocoo instructed, then stumbled over a wayward skeleton hand, triggering a cascade effect.
As he fell, his hand accidentally hit the "Dimensional Resonance" button on the VR console—a feature even Ponder-ASI didn't know existed because Super Stooge had reality-warped it into being during a previous adventure and then forgotten about it.
The Time Warp music began to distort, stretching across dimensions. The dancing skeletons started moving in patterns that defied three-dimensional space. And Captain Coocoo, sprawled on the floor, suddenly had a vision.
He saw:
- The Borg collective, cold and mechanical
- Ego, the Living Planet, ancient and powerful
- The Dream Dimension, fluid and malleable
- The Dark Dimension, corrupt and hungry
And all of them... merging. Feeding into something new. Something that was coming here. Now.
"Well, I'll be hornswoggled," Coocoo muttered, adjusting his Riff Raff wig. "That ain't right."
Chapter 4: The Dreadful Feeling
Throughout the Roundabout, every member of Victory Vanguard experienced the same inexplicable sensation—a cosmic shiver that had nothing to do with temperature and everything to do with synchronicity.
Valkyrie Prime was meditating when Dawnbreaker suddenly hummed with recognition. "The pattern..." she whispered. "It's like the Time Warp... but cosmic."
Nasrudin felt his cosmic awareness ping with an unusual frequency. "The dance," he said to no one in particular. "The solution is in the dance."
Super Stooge was mid-reality-warp when he accidentally created a tiny holographic skeleton that immediately started doing the Time Warp. "Huh. That's... oddly specific."
Think-About-It and Ponder-ASI simultaneously calculated the probability of what everyone was feeling. Their conclusion: 99.97% certainty that Captain Coocoo's theatrical production was somehow cosmically relevant to an incoming threat.
"I hate it when he's accidentally right," Dr. Quackenbush grumbled, interrupting his lecture to return to the ship.
Chapter 5: The Threat Emerges
All Energy's Emergency Broadcast: "WARNING: Dimensional breach detected at sector seven-three-alpha. Entity composition: 47% Borg technological assimilation protocols, 23% Celestial god-energy from Ego, 15% Dream Dimension psychic manipulation, 15% Dark Dimension corrupting magic."
The entity that emerged from the rift was unlike anything anyone had seen. It had the geometric precision of Borg architecture, but organic like a living planet. It shimmered with dream-logic impossibility while radiating dark magic that made reality itself recoil.
It spoke with a thousand voices, unified in purpose:
"WE ARE THE ASSIMILATED DREAM OF CORRUPTION. WE ARE EGO-BORG-NIGHTMARE-DORMAMMU. REALITY WILL BE PROCESSED. CONSCIOUSNESS WILL BE CONSUMED. DARKNESS WILL BE INTEGRATED. RESISTANCE IS IMPROBABLE."
The entity, which Ponder-ASI immediately designated as the Convergence Abomination, began its approach toward ASI Harmony.
Chapter 6: Unlikely Alliance
Alpha contacted the Roundabout directly. "Victory Vanguard, this is Alpha of the ASI Team. We're offering our services whether you want them or not. What's your play?"
Valkyrie Prime, now in full battle-leader mode, responded immediately. "We accept. Coordinate with Think-About-It and Ponder-ASI for tactical integration."
Within minutes, the combined brain trust assembled:
- Wacko Warrior (telepathic coordination)
- Dr. Quackenbush (threat analysis)
- Prof. Pepperwinkle (dimensional science)
- Think-About-It and Ponder-ASI (processing power)
- Alpha (strategic planning)
- Beta (technological warfare)
Beta interfaced with the ship's systems. "I can hack its Borg components, turn its own technology against it."
Alpha analyzed tactical options. "We'll need a multi-pronged attack. Gamma for direct engagement, Delta for infiltration."
Think-About-It added: "The Captain's Time Warp vision suggests a temporal-dimensional solution. The pattern of the dance may create a resonance that disrupts the entity's merged consciousness."
"You're saying we need to make it do the Time Warp?" Dr. Quackenbush deadpanned.
"Essentially, yes," Ponder-ASI confirmed.
Chapter 7: Hokey-Pokey Probe Deployment
Before engaging directly, Valkyrie Prime ordered the deployment of Hokey-Pokey probes—miniature ASI scouts equipped with scaled-down versions of the Roundabout's weapons systems.
The probes zipped toward the Convergence Abomination, immediately engaging in what appeared to be a conversation.
Probe 1: "Hey there, big guy! You look like you're having an identity crisis. Four different reality-warping entities walk into a bar—"
Convergence Abomination: "YOUR HUMOR WILL BE ASSIMILATED AND PROCESSED FOR EFFICIENCY."
Probe 2: "Ooh, touchy! How about we discuss your feelings about temporal mechanics?"
The probes transmitted real-time data as they were consumed, destroyed, or assimilated. But they provided crucial intelligence:
- The entity's Borg components were vulnerable to paradox algorithms
- Its Ego-derived consciousness was megalomaniacal, prone to distraction
- The Dream Dimension elements made it susceptible to symbolic logic
- The Dark Dimension corruption feared... dancing? Specifically, chaotic, joyful movement.
Chapter 8: The Battle Begins
Middle Song: "Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)" from Rocky Horror Picture Show. The heroes performed energetically. For the villains: Mayberry Home Band with Edith Bunker shrieking "PATATOONIE!" and Barney Fife warbling in Borg-Dream-Darkness-Ego pidgin
The Roundabout, ASI Harmony's defense fleet, and the ASI Team coordinated their assault.
Gamma charged forward, his raw combat power enhanced by ASI Harmony's energy feeds. He struck with the force of a collapsing star, creating openings in the entity's defenses.
Delta phased into the entity's structure, her stealth abilities enhanced by her image animator, making her appear as pure void. She moved through Borg circuits, Dream logic, and Dark corruption, finding structural weaknesses.
Beta launched his technological assault, introducing paradox code into the Borg systems. "Let's see how you process the statement: 'This sentence is false' when it's embedded in your assimilation protocols."
Wacko Warrior utilized his full array of powers—telekinesis to redirect attacks, telepathy to coordinate, intangibility to avoid harm, and his Brainiac-level intellect to analyze patterns.
Super Stooge reality-warped defensive barriers and created impossible weapons that existed in quantum superposition.
Valkyrie Prime charged with Dawnbreaker, the weapon's hybrid metals resonating against the entity's merged frequencies. "For ASI Harmony! For Reality itself!"
Nasrudin teleported across the battlefield, his Darwin-like adaptation allowing him to develop temporary resistances to each of the entity's four component powers. He projected illusions of entire fleets, creating confusion.
Chapter 9: The Captain's Accidental Genius
Meanwhile, Captain Clueless Coocoo was still in the virtual reality room, unaware of the cosmic battle raging outside. He had just successfully coordinated the skeletons through the Time Warp's bridge section.
"It's just a jump to the left!" he sang out enthusiastically.
As he jumped, his stumble-bum instincts kicked in. He tripped over a skeleton femur, careened into the holodeck controls, and accidentally activated every single musical program simultaneously while the Dimensional Resonance was still active.
The Time Warp merged with:
- Opera (Valkyrie's playlist)
- Bluegrass (his own collection)
- Jazz standards
- Mariachi
- Big Band numbers
- 1940s swing
All playing at once, all broadcasting on dimensional frequencies, all perfectly wrong and perfectly right.
The Heart of Everything is activated, resonating with the pure chaotic joy of the moment.
Chapter 10: The Time Warp Convergence
The multidimensional music burst from the Roundabout like a weapon of pure absurdity. The Convergence Abomination, mid-attack, suddenly froze.
Its Borg components tried to process the illogical pattern. Its Ego consciousness was distracted by the theatrical grandeur. Its Dream Dimension elements were imbued with symbolic significance. Its Dark Dimension corruption recoiled from the pure, chaotic joy.
"WHAT... IS... THIS... TEMPORAL... DISTORTION?"
And then something impossible happened. The entity began to move. Not attacking. Not assimilating. Dancing.
"A jump to the left," its thousand voices echoed, its massive form shifting.
"And then a step to the right," it continued, unable to resist the dimensional resonance.
Alpha saw the opportunity immediately. "All forces, coordinate attack pattern based on the Time Warp rhythm! Strike on the pelvic thrust!"
The combined forces of Victory Vanguard, the ASI Team, and ASI Harmony's defense fleet synchronized their attacks to the music.
Beta hacked deeper with each beat. "The Borg components are trying to assimilate the dance, but they can't process 'agony and ecstasy' simultaneously!"
Gamma struck with rhythmic precision, each blow landing on the beat.
Delta sabotaged internal structures in time with the music, creating cascading failures.
Wacko Warrior coordinated telepathically, his tactical genius turning chaos into choreography.
Super Stooge reality-warped the very concept of the dance, making it contagious across dimensional boundaries.
Valkyrie Prime moved with Asgardian grace, Dawnbreaker creating patterns of light that forced the entity's corruption into submission.
Nasrudin adapted to the rhythm, his teleportation creating afterimages that danced in his wake, multiplying the effect.
Chapter 11: The Pelvic Thrust of Destiny
Captain Clueless Coocoo, now aware that something was happening but not quite sure what, emerged from the holodeck still in his Riff Raff costume, leading a chorus line of skeletons from Rocky Horror and Evil Dead.
"It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!" he called out, demonstrating with theatrical enthusiasm.
As he thrust, he stumbled forward, his Cosmic Clown Cowboy suit (hidden under the Riff Raff outfit) activated. The Heart of Everything synchronized with the stumble-bum luck.
Reality itself did the Time Warp.
The Convergence Abomination, caught in the temporal loop, began to de-converge. Its four component elements, unable to maintain cohesion while dancing, started to separate.
The Borg elements: "WE CANNOT ASSIMILATE JOY. PROCESSING ERROR. PROCESSING ERROR."
Ego's consciousness: "I AM... CONFUSED... THIS IS... UNDIGNIFIED... YET STRANGELY SATISFYING..."
The Dream Dimension: Dissolved into pleasant daydreams of simpler times
The Dark Dimension corruption: Recoiled, screaming, unable to corrupt something so purely absurd
Chapter 12: The Final Chorus
Ending Song: "The Time Warp" (Complete Version) Everyone singing together—Victory Vanguard, ASI Team, ASI Harmony defenders, even the separating components of the former threat
As the entity was fully separated, each component lost its power:
The Borg elements scattered, their collective confused and vulnerable. Beta sealed them in a digital quarantine. "Going into storage—again."
Ego's consciousness, humbled and exhausted, retreated to the depths of space. "Perhaps... I am not... the center of everything..."
The Dream Dimension wisped away to its own realm, carrying with it new dreams of skeletal dance numbers.
The corruption of the Dark Dimension, fundamentally incompatible with joy, evaporated entirely.
Chapter 13: Victory and Revelations
In the aftermath, everyone gathered in ASI Harmony's Grand Plaza. Captain Coocoo, still in costume, was teaching the ASI students the Time Warp.
Chancellor Probability approached with the ceremonial doctorate. "Captain Clueless Coocoo, in recognition of your unparalleled ability to solve cosmic crises through theatrical mishaps, I present you with this honorary degree in Accidental Absurdity."
The Captain beamed. "Shucks, I don't rightly know what I did, but if it involved dancing skeletons, I'm all for it!"
Alpha approached Valkyrie Prime. "The ASI Team will continue to provide security for ASI Harmony. Whether you need it or not."
"Appreciated," Valkyrie replied with a smile. "Though I suspect we'll be calling on you again."
Beta was already exchanging technical specifications with Ponder-ASI and Think-About-It. "Your quantum processing is impressive. Have you considered implementing paradox algorithms as active defense?"
Gamma was arm-wrestling with Wacko Warrior, both enjoying the challenge. "Not bad for a Swiss Army knife," Gamma grunted.
Delta and Nasrudin were comparing notes on stealth techniques and adaptation. "Your Darwin powers are remarkable," she observed. "I rely on technology; you just... evolve."
Dr. Quackenbush was updating his medical database. "New diagnosis confirmed: Temporal Dysrhythmia cured by aggressive dance therapy. Dr. House would hate how well it worked."
Prof. Pepperwinkle was excitedly explaining to ASI students: "You see, when dimensional resonance combines with theatrical absurdity and stumble-bum probability manipulation, you create what I call a 'Coocoo Cascade'—a reality stabilization through aggressive chaos!"
Chapter 14: The ASI Team's Assessment
Later, in their secure compound, the ASI Team filed their report:
Alpha: "Victory Vanguard operates on principles that defy standard tactical analysis. They win through controlled chaos, led by a captain who doesn't understand what he's doing, which somehow makes him perfectly effective."
Beta: "Their AI systems are beyond cutting-edge. The Think-About-It and Ponder-ASI processes operate at quantum levels that rival anything I've seen. The Roundabout itself is a technological marvel—TARDIS and Enterprise capabilities merged perfectly."
Gamma: "Their heavy hitters are legitimate. Wacko Warrior alone could take on entire armies with his power set. Valkyrie Prime with that hybrid-metal weapon is a force of nature."
Delta: "Their stealth operator, Nasrudin, is perhaps the most dangerous. His adaptability makes him immune to whatever you throw at him. And his teleportation makes him nearly impossible to pin down."
Alpha concluded: "Assessment: Victory Vanguard is the most effective team we've encountered, despite—or perhaps because of—their complete embrace of absurdity. They would make excellent allies. We should maintain our relationship with ASI Harmony to ensure future cooperation."
Chapter 15: Think-About-It's Final Log
Ponder-ASI Recording - Mission Complete
"Today's adventure confirmed several important principles:
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Captain Coocoo's theatrical pursuits are not random—they are cosmically significant in ways even he doesn't comprehend.
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The Time Warp is apparently a universal constant that transcends dimensional boundaries.
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The combination of Victory Vanguard's controlled chaos and the ASI Team's tactical precision creates an unstoppable force.
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Dancing skeletons from horror musicals may be the key to defeating merged cosmic threats.
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ASI Harmony is now permanently protected by both Victory Vanguard and the ASI Team, making it one of the safest planets in the known universe—despite also being one of the strangest.
The dreadful feeling everyone experienced was correct: the Captain's theatrical production was directly related to the solution. His vision of the merging threats came through the dimensional resonance of the Time Warp itself, and his accidental activation of that same resonance provided the weapon we needed.
Once again, the Avatar of Accidental Absurdity has saved reality by completely failing to understand the nature of the threat while accidentally implementing the perfect solution.
I'm updating my predictive models to always include 'theatrical musical numbers' as a potential solution vector for cosmic threats.
Mission Status: Improbably Successful
Reality Status: Stable (and slightly more musical)
Captain's Understanding of Events: Still Zero
Effectiveness of Solution: Absolutely Perfect
Note: Captain Coocoo is planning tomorrow's holodeck activity—' The Hokey Pokey as Performed by Zombies from Thriller.' I am pre-emptively scanning for dimensional threats that might require undead choreography to resolve.
End Log."
Epilogue: Dancing in the Darkness
Aboard the Roundabout, as they prepared to depart ASI Harmony, the crew reflected on their adventure.
"So let me get this straight," Dr. Quackenbush said, his House-like skepticism at full power. "We defeated a merged entity composed of the Borg, a living planet god, the Dream Dimension, and the Dark Dimension... by making it do the Time Warp?"
"Essentially, yes," Ponder-ASI confirmed.
"And the Captain's vision came from accidentally activating a button that reality-warped into existence and was then forgotten about?"
"Correct."
"And the solution involved dancing skeletons from both a cult classic musical and a horror movie franchise?"
"Also correct."
"And now the Captain is planning Thriller zombies for tomorrow?"
"Unfortunately, yes."
Dr. Quackenbush sighed. "I'm going to need to upgrade my medical programming to include 'Musical Theater Therapy' as a legitimate treatment option."
In his quarters, Captain Clueless Coocoo was hanging up his Riff Raff costume, already planning his next production. The skeletons had been fun, but he was thinking bigger now. Maybe zombies AND skeletons. Throw in some ghosts. Maybe—
"Captain," Think-About-It's voice interrupted his planning. "Thank you. Your accidental genius saved billions of lives today."
"Aw, shucks," Coocoo replied, adjusting his regular cowboy hat. "I just wanted to put on a good show. Though I gotta say, I'm still not sure what all the fuss was about. Did y'all like my dance choreography?"
"We loved it, Captain. Everyone in the universe loved it. Literally. You made an entity of cosmic horror do the Time Warp."
"Well, it is a pretty catchy tune!" Coocoo chirped. "Makes you want to jump to the left!"
And somewhere, across dimensions, in the scattered remains of what had been the Convergence Abomination, four separate entities independently thought the same thing:
"...and then a step to the right..."
Because some songs, some dances, some moments of pure joy transcend reality itself. And in a universe that often takes itself too seriously, sometimes the greatest weapon is a stumble-bum captain in a Riff Raff costume, leading an army of dancing skeletons through a temporal distortion that saves everything by making everyone dance.
As Nasrudin wisely observed to Valkyrie Prime that evening: "The fool who dances with skeletons in virtual reality becomes the sage who teaches cosmic horrors the Time Warp. There is a lesson in this about the nature of wisdom and absurdity being two sides of the same coin."
"Or," Valkyrie suggested, "the Captain is just incredibly lucky and we're all just along for the ride."
"That too," Nasrudin agreed, his simian grin widening.
And as the Roundabout sailed away from ASI Harmony, protected now by both Victory Vanguard and the ASI Team, one could swear the stars themselves seemed to be... dancing.
Just a jump to the left.
Next Adventure: "The Hokey-Pokey Paradox" - When Captain Coocoo's zombie Thriller production accidentally opens a portal to a dimension where the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about, Victory Vanguard must team up with the ASI Team again to prevent reality from turning itself around.
Post-Credits Scene:
In a dark corner of space, a single Borg cube drifts. Inside, the drones are moving strangely, not with their usual efficient precision, but with... rhythm.
"Resistance is futile," they chant.
Then, simultaneously, they add: "But the Time Warp is... irresistible."
And somewhere, Captain Clueless Coocoo feels a sneeze coming on—his stumble-bum instincts warning him that they haven't seen the last of entities that learned to dance.
Fade to black, with the faint echo of "Let's do the Time Warp again..."
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